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It's the simple things in life... [03 Jul 2009|04:31pm]



...that send me into fits of giggles.
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[25 Jun 2009|12:55pm]
[ mood | pissy ]

No surf makes me a saaaaaad panda.

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Hum de dum dum [20 Jun 2009|02:13pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | Daisy -- STP ]

Man, I wish could figure everything out right now.

Then I wouldn't feel like such a jack ass.

Maybe.

I saw an older woman that looked just like my mom today at OB pier. She met up with a handsome man about the same age as her (it looked like a date, but maybe that's just what I hoped it was). The wind picked up, misting water across their faces; they laughed and the man pointed to the water as if he was poking fun at it's tired attempt to bring down a gorgeously overcast day like this one.

...

I'm probably going to stay in the dark till I'm 30.

Come Rescue Me

I have some disturbing news... [15 Apr 2009|11:20am]
[ mood | shocked ]

While waiting in line at El Zarape for the most delicious veggie burrito of all time, I was slimed upon.

Slimed upon by a rather moist infant and ignored by a neglectful mother.

As she brushed past me without an "excuse me" or even a glance back, she wiped her baby on my fully exposed arm.

It looked like a gigantic slug crawled across me.

Two inches wide and one arm in length, the trail of drool gleamed in the sunlight as small pieces of grass dried onto my skin.

I freaked out of course, informed my lawyer, and am awaiting test results from Kaiser.


EWWWW.

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Hmmm... [11 Apr 2009|03:16pm]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | That time--Regina Spektor ]

Oh my,
Ne me quitte pas s'il vous plaît.

Thanks,
The management

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[06 Apr 2009|02:33pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Riding my brand new surfboard on a beautiful day like this makes me all fuzzy and warm inside.

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oh back to school, back to school... [22 Jan 2008|10:10am]
I can't believe I forgot how much cleavage you see walking around my school.

It's not so bad here after all :)
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If I ain't dead already, girl you know the reason why... [02 Dec 2007|03:34pm]
[ music | The Beatles--Yer Blues ]

Do you ever feel like life is one big, continuous circle of shit?

Well I do.

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[10 Mar 2007|02:32am]
[ music | modest mouse--dramamine ]

sehr häßlich.

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[25 Jan 2007|12:52pm]
[ mood | ditzy ]

Lu Lu Lu, I got some apples.

Lu Lu Lu, you got some too.

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[12 Nov 2006|03:32pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

yessss.

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[11 Nov 2006|04:56pm]
[ mood | hum hum ]
[ music | The district sleeps alone tonight ]

i hope it rains.

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[13 Oct 2006|05:12pm]
and she'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird awaaay....
Come Rescue Me

[29 Sep 2006|04:48am]
[ mood | fuck if i know ]

sooo its almost 5 in the morning

why am i up

i am glad you ask my ever so faithful LJ reader

i am up because i am stupid

thats right

stupid

i am stupid because i stayed awake until 1:30 watching bad television

then 2 oclock came around and i wanted to watch sex and the city

then i decided i wanted to do some art

with wire

then i thought

i should stay up until my 8 oclock class tomorrow and go to sleep after class

i shouldnt waste so much of my life sleeping

well 4 oclock rolled around

and i wanted to fucking go to sleep

and still want to fucking go to sleep

but nooooooo

im too stubborn to admit defeat

to myself

so ladies and gentleman

in conclusion

i am stupid




the end.

Come Rescue Me

Geeze... [18 Sep 2006|10:47pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]
[ music | You're pretty when I'm drunk ]

Women eh?



I'm sorry guys... I had no idea until now.



What a pain in the ass.

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you know... [25 Aug 2006|01:51am]
[ music | boom boom boom boom ]

I think I really enjoy confusing people.

Yeah.



Oh, and partay at the new apartment in North Park on friday. Holla at me if u wanna come...

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[10 Jun 2006|11:46pm]
[ mood | cranky ]
[ music | Bathwater--No Doubt ]

All dressed up and no where to go.

Bah humbug.

Come Rescue Me

[30 May 2006|02:36pm]
[ mood | Love struck ]

Sooo, Paul Walker came to Inn-n-Out today, and I took his order.

He said, "Can I have a number 1?"

And I said, "Uhhhh..."

It was awesome.

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[28 May 2006|12:15am]
Okay, so the third X-Men movie can turn me around, bend me over, and make me take it until I've lost my voice from screaming its name over and over again into the dark, dark night.

...

Well, it can at least make me gasp and make loud comments.

...


Just me?
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[22 May 2006|01:28pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | Coin Opperated Boy--Dresden Dolls ]

Myspace is a toxic wasteland.

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